"Easy with the physicality, sweetheart."
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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
(via deeplyridiculouslyinlove)Source: dingle-dangle
This is very important. Yes I know, that’s Jackie Chan. Like I said, very important.
I want you all to put this in your Tumblr drafts, right now. You never know when you’re going to need it.
Now, if you’re ever sad, just play this video of Jackie Chan singing I’ll Make a Man out of You from Mulan.
(via theashleyclements)Source: tokyothree